No, ladies and gentlemen, the title of this episode is not some sort of egregious typo.  It is in fact National What if Dogs and Cats had Opposable Thumbs Day and we are celebrating it the best way know how: by talking about it.  A day like this poses one real question: how are some of these days getting approved?  Is there a department somewhere that deems what deserves to be a national day and what doesn't?  Is there a lot of paperwork involved?  Do they have a softball team?  What kind of wild animal would you want to domesticate and why?  We're going to be going down those intellectually charged rabbit holes and a whole lot more on this episode of the Split the Corner Podcast.